Milk Bubbles 1/12/06
I have finally mastered making cappucino. I find that the foam looks like milk bubbles. I think that I could just take a straw and blow bubbles in the milk and no one would know the difference. I will test my theory soon. My roommate C comes in. I give him about $40 worth of sandwiches, gooies, coffe and smoothies forabout $8. My friend M comes in again, she gets about $15 worth of food and coffee for free. I am becoming addicited to Tangerine POM. So many addictions in this place. Someone drops a Blockbuster card on the floor and I pick it up. I ask my manager what I should do with it. He tells me to go to Blockbuster. I think about renting as many porn/softcore movies I can and not returning them just so that the man who owns the card is extremely embarassed. Have yet to do so. Don't know if I will. My blister is now for some reason turning neon green. I think my pinkie may fall off. I make about $35 dollars in tips and then I am informed that no one gets to keep the tips. The Mayor gets them all. If you ever tip anyone in a coffee shop...or anywhere for that matter, please ask them if they are allowed to keep them or not. Keep your money or slowly slide the cash across the counter, as long as no one else is around. The Mayor must be killed. I am told by the Latino Thug that my manager used to be around 300 lbs. This is why he has "chi-chis." I laugh but I can see it. THey aren't big but they are present. He is still losing weight so I am sure they will go away.
1 Comments:
Do you know if you fart under water, it makes bubbles? I wonder if that would work for milk? Hmmm...I'll let you know. :)
You can't keep your tips?!?!
Now you know, that if you take a P.Rican's tips away, We would be back with his boyz and a blade.
Now a black gurl, she'll just fuck you up.
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